by cpcpcp121212 January 19, 2016
Get the muy caliente mug.if this spanish word is translated into english, it means hot as in attractive, which is something not bad at all. but, on the contrary, to the spanish it means promiscuous
Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Blake, please describe Emily.
Blake: Uh...Emily es rubia?
Mrs Spanish Teacher: Okay, she has more chracteristics than THAT
Adrian (in the back of the classroom): Emily es muy caliente!!
The whole class laughs
Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Okay, Adrian, if you went to Mexico and said that to a young lady, you would get slapped.
Adrian: Why?
Mrs Spanish Teacher gives explanation
The whole class laughs once again
rotflmao!
that is a true story!!
Blake: Uh...Emily es rubia?
Mrs Spanish Teacher: Okay, she has more chracteristics than THAT
Adrian (in the back of the classroom): Emily es muy caliente!!
The whole class laughs
Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Okay, Adrian, if you went to Mexico and said that to a young lady, you would get slapped.
Adrian: Why?
Mrs Spanish Teacher gives explanation
The whole class laughs once again
rotflmao!
that is a true story!!
by The Bombdiggietest January 22, 2007
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by Handle me well April 27, 2017
Get the Calise mug.To me, it meant "Hot Chick" when I put the Spanish equivalents of Hot and chick together. Say it to a Mexican girl, however, and the combination will probably get you slapped silly. To Mexicans, it's just another way of saying "Whore." According to a friend from Venezuela, however, "chica caliente" would mean pretty much what I intended, "realy good-looking girl."
When I said she was a chica caliente
She slapped me like I'd said she was a whore
My Spanish leaves a lot to be desired
Guess I'd better learn a little more
She slapped me like I'd said she was a whore
My Spanish leaves a lot to be desired
Guess I'd better learn a little more
by Guilliermo July 23, 2007
Get the chica caliente mug.A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
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Ingredients:
1. Burrito
Eat a lot of Mexican food and your next 24 hours will be a learning experience about churros caliente. Ask your Mexican friends.
Ingredients:
1. Burrito
Eat a lot of Mexican food and your next 24 hours will be a learning experience about churros caliente. Ask your Mexican friends.
"Oye mami. Tengo que cagar tercera vez esta hora. Porque soy tan estupido que comi 8 burritos."
"Bill's taking a shit again, must be the churros caliente."
"Bill's taking a shit again, must be the churros caliente."
by Argmn61 September 2, 2008
Get the churros caliente mug.sweet. cute. intelligent. down to earth. laid back. chill. hot. different. weird, in a good way. complex. best person ever!
nicolette: omg i can't believe he's having sex with calie.
random stranger walking by: calie? haha dude give that man a high five for me. i'd do her any day!
random stranger walking by: calie? haha dude give that man a high five for me. i'd do her any day!
by registerjandue April 11, 2009
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