opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

Calen

often used as a boy name but calen's that are girls are louder than life. Always giving out advice. They are the sweetest people you will ever meet and incredibly attractive. Calen is very emotional but always knows how to be strong when she needs to be

I'll ask Calen what to do!

by kloslexi September 6, 2017

calefare

A calefare is a person who has a small and minor role in a show or movie. Also used to call someone an extra in their group/clique

(Someone's name) had to be a calefare of a blockbuster movie because the directors couldn't find someone who could take a minor role

by Miss Lollipop May 17, 2016

Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006

Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.

The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.

by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022

Gregorian calendar

The standard calendar used just about everywhere in the world today. Your wall calendar almost certainly shows dates in the Gregorian calendar.

This program converts dates from the Jewish calendar to the Gregorian calendar.

by Juuitchan September 24, 2005

Celena

Beautiful just don't give a fuck get what she wants very smart person a good person to talk to bad attitude but can be nice Wen she Wanna be 10 toes down for all her family members don't like liars loves money

Celena loves breadWinners

by Leennaaa March 13, 2017