Calamario

A very fishy Italian man.

Yo that guy's a total calamario.

by wootio November 13, 2021

calamario

A very fishy Italian man.

Yo that guy's a total calamario.

by wootio November 13, 2021

calamarisplat

best mutual ever. so kind and funny, im so glad i made mutuals with them.

yoooooo calamarisplat is so cool man!!

by raaihans April 5, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

Dai Calavari

To just let loose and enjoy a state of utter relaxation on the bed, usually done in ones boxers or other articles of comfortable clothing.

Yo ill be around 30 mins late, need to dai calavari for a bit first.

by Soravitlakra June 20, 2016