cake eater

Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.

Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.

by CakeMuncher October 1, 2007

cake eater

a 1920's word used by college or college bound students to decribe a lower class young urban person.

There was a lot of cake eaters at the dance. They were generally better dancers than the collegiates.

by Bill March 8, 2005

cake-eater

When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.

When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.

by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004

cake eater

A habitual bun duster. One who dines out but is remiss in repaying his or her social obligations.

I will not have that cake eater to dinner again.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.

Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."

by Non Cake Eater May 17, 2009

cake eater

A term used when telling a person to be quiet.

Shut your cake eater, I am trying to watch T.V.

by Groovychica42 December 25, 2008

cake eater

A person who does not partake in the ingestion of marijuana.
Not necessarily a bad thing of course.

"You smoke weed?"
"Nope"
"So you're a cake eater."

by Andre_ December 28, 2005