Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.
Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.
by CakeMuncher September 18, 2007
a 1920's word used by college or college bound students to decribe a lower class young urban person.
There was a lot of cake eaters at the dance. They were generally better dancers than the collegiates.
by Bill March 09, 2005
by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.
Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"
Me: "You are a cake eater."
Me: "You are a cake eater."
by Non Cake Eater May 16, 2009
by Groovychica42 April 18, 2007
by Andre_ December 19, 2005