Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

Tripping on Caffeine

The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons

“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”

“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”

by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019

caffeina

1. Goddess of the stimulant caffeine - A fine and powerful embodiment of the wonders of cheap, legal uppers.

2. Kamio Chambless, the caffeinatrix, kaffeina. Self-styled as a photographer, painter, oldschool geek and part time gothic spaz. milkycat.com, yo.

Caffeina will grant you the power to stay up past your bedtime painting as long as you don't abuse her.

by caffeinatrix February 1, 2004

caffeine

"A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee. Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking"

Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.

"Man, if it wasn't for me snorting caffeine instead of having the usual cup of coffee, I'd probably have gotten fired for not showing up to work in the mornings."

by SillyJessi July 27, 2008

caffeinoholic

1.A person who cant sustain half a day without having coffee or some other type of caffeinated drink like tea or red bull, drinks morning noon and night.
Often have troubles like headache, dizziness, sleepy untill you he hast it.

2. "Instant human just needs caffeine "

3. someone who cannot get up in morning and work without caffeine

Jack cant start working unless he had three shots of americano, he is such a caffeinoholic.

Ana is having her fourth coffee of the day, she is so caffeinoholic

by Chopra December 17, 2008

caffeine hangover

When you've drunk so much caffeine that you become mildly to moderately dehydrated, resulting in a sensation similar to a hangover.

Caffeine, like alcohol, is a diuretic (a substance that makes you pee a lot), and much of the "hangover" symptoms -- nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, etc. -- are a result of being dehydrated.

The best way to avoid getting a caffeine (or alcohol) hangover is to not only limit your intake of caffeine or alcohol, but to also drink plenty of water, or better yet sports drinks like Powerade or Propel, to keep yourself hydrated while you party. You may look like a dork doing it, but you'll fare a lot better than your friends will in the morning.

Sports drinks are also the best and quickest hangover cure because they not only hydrate you, but replenish your electrolyte balance as well.

Jim had to stay up late last night for the Halo tournament, so he drank nothing but Full Throttle. I drank just as many cans, but I also drank a bottle of lemon Propel in between. He got the caffeine hangover, but I feel ready for another round.

by RDemonsBane March 28, 2009

caffeine pills

Pills that contain caffeine that are usually in amounts of 200mg and shouldn't be taken in large doses and also should NOT be snorted as even low doses have the possibility of stopping your heart and will also hurt your nose because of the filters and shit in the pill. Orally and snorting give the same effects anyway so its not worth it. If you need to take over 800mg to feel an effect maybe you should take a tolerance break.

Yo I just ingested 800mg worth of caffeine pills and I'm awake as fuck and have to take the largest shit of my life.

by A$AP DAVE May 4, 2016