D caf

A sex act where you dip your penis in coffee prior to getting a morning BJ

*wakes up
“YAWN!!! What do you want for breakfast?”
“Well, before breakfast, any chance of some d caf?”

by Year of the Herron January 31, 2021

caf crush

That girl/guy you always see in meal hall that you want so bad. Nobody ever tells who their caf crush is, but everyone has one. Mostly a University thing, but can also happen in high school.

"who's your caf crush?" "man I'll never tell, but she's a dime fo sho!"

by DalTigersRoar! March 24, 2015

Caf-fiend

Somebody who drinks way too much caffiene

"Dude is Kris having another venti latte at starbucks?" "Yeah he's a caf-fiend"

by Rhinnai October 7, 2007

caf chill

When a group of friends goes to the caf for the dual purpose of eating and hanging out. Caf chills typically last at least an hour, and are filled with multiple course meals, and prime hottie(male or female) scoping.

Friend 1: Yo man wanna caf chill
Friend 2: Def kid, I'll call up the crew
Friend 1: sweet, i saw this caf babe last night she was eye fucking the shit outta me.

by JBoz617 May 8, 2008

af caf

Afternoon caffeine. That little extra something that gets you over the "2:30 feel."

"Hey bro, let's crush some af caf"

by Blanket Master July 14, 2017

Caf scurvy

The condition of getting sick from eating the same food in the cafeteria all the time due to limited variety. This may occur frequently at universities that offer unlimited meal plans coupled with extremely limited food choices.

I've been eating nothing but pizza for a week because it's the only thing that tastes like real food here, but I think it's given me caf scurvy.

by Spynoirdancepunk September 17, 2009

caf-nog

a fictional christmas drink made by ncis charachter abby scuito containing caf-pow and egg-nog

abby drank a caf-nog

by jaycee grasshopper December 31, 2010