Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Gravy in the cupboard

A male who is not worthy of recognition

Dude, you're just gravy in the cupboard.

by DukeLave December 18, 2010

Cupboard love

Love that you give in order to get something from someone. Like cats. They love you for what's in your cupboard.

I suspected all along it was just cupboard love, and what she really liked about him was his car.

by ACG February 18, 2007

cumtoe

Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.

Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.

by Chester Hooker November 29, 2006

cuntola

A "cunt" of a greater magnitude.

A very "cunty" person

"Tracy slept with her sisters man.. what a cuntola"

by DB January 13, 2005

Cuntoctopus

Someone who gets cunted very often. See cunted

Person One: Dude, You always trippin man

Person Two: I'm a mad cuntoctopus dude

by Cunt Octopus April 16, 2008

cuntology

The study and interpretation of cunt size, smell, and viscosity

My brother Henry has an MBA in Cuntology

by Cunty McCunter June 11, 2006