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Cthulu

A giant fictional creature created by the imagination of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.
I fell to my knees st the sight of Cthulu.
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005
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cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.
Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.
by MarkusR February 27, 2009
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Cthuloops

The non-existent ruler of the whole interwebs and all that is knowledge. He fucks your mother in his sleep while Chuck Norris gargles his balls.
Did you see that glowing entity murder Jesus with his mind bullets? He was seriously Cthuloopsing it up.
by Georgie Pogsong August 1, 2010
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cthulthu

Person who has lots of expensive or rare things but is not very capable at using them. Such as in online gaming when the cthulthu or cth flaunts rare or expensive items and then acts like a total noob. Can also be a person who exhibits the same behavior in real life. Derived from a character in a story by H.P. Lovecraft.
That is one sick cth driving that Ferrari, did you see him hit the curb when he parked?

That cthulthu has a sick phat collection (very rare items) and then he gets himself killed by some lamer noob, lol. At least he will loan them to me.
by ivymoss July 7, 2009
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Eye of Cthulhu

The Eye of Cthulhu (EoC) is typically the first boss terraria players fight, it appears as a giant floating eye ball in it's first stage but in it's second stage the iris is replaced with a mouth and has a rapid charge attack in expert mode
Melee: you guys ready for the eye of Cthulhu?
Ranger: yep just made a new bow
by TerrarianAthena December 7, 2021
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Call of Cthulhu

The sudden, violent urge to spew forth diarrhea.
After a hard nights drinking, Tom woke up to the Call of Cthulhu.
by Tom Frankenberger February 24, 2003
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Cthulhu

An Elder God that takes the shape of a part man, part squid, and part dragon. It pretty much is a result of an abusive step-father doing things with a squid, whilst a dragon is doing the same. (see the definition of threesome )
Bob: HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT!
Gary: It's Cthulhu!
Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!
by WholeWheatBread9 February 15, 2015
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