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caff

A cafe serving simple, basic food.
Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.

Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?

Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!
by quan cao tien August 26, 2010
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Caffer

Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.

Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.

Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.
You fucking caffer.

I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.
by JohnCarr September 9, 2006
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michael caffrey

in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.
billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot
by codiiiii August 24, 2010
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Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.
I am drinking Craffee
by Derrankyle April 21, 2013
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Caffof

The dopest most real friend group a person could ever be apart of.
Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.
by Prankwars November 24, 2018
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caffeine

A WAY OF LIFE!
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!
NEED CAFFEINE NOW!!
by Outsider Looking In October 8, 2008
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Chaff

In politics, a countermeasure to Free Speech protections whereby threatening information is discredited by associating it with already-discredited information.
Citizen journalists are publishing articles about how our healthcare reform bill is really designed to work in favor of our interests and at the expense of minorities! We can't censor them! Quick! Publish a bunch of Chaff about UFOs and a Flat Earth and link it to their sites! That way it'll look like only conspiracy theorists view this kind of stuff and no one will take it seriously!

Yes, I know that when you see this book about the War on Amazon it says that all the customers also purchased books about Nazism and Holocaust denial, but that's just Chaff intended to make it look guilty by association.
by Forgiver July 25, 2017
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