Costco Message

Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.

Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.

by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010

costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016

costco bukkake

When he says, “hey, we hate everything, let’s go out,” but you both would just kinda rather die.

Accidentally swiped right and next thing I know we’re going out next Friday and I really hope she’s down for some samples and a Costco bukkake.

by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 30, 2019

costco-ized

(verb) - purchased from Costco, therefore implying you've accomplished the task with quality and savings

"How did you make this delicious dip?"
I costco-ized it.

"Why is your freezer so packed?"
It's been costco-ized.

I've been saving money by costco-izing my gas.

"Wow! Your house looks so fabulous."
Almost everything inside was costco-ized.

by Kristilyn Atalig January 23, 2008

Costco Ho

A woman who serves her community in bulk with bargain prices.

Costco Ho in action...

Daniel: "Curtis, your momma must work for Costco."
Curtis: "Why?"
Daniel: "Cause she was giving out free samples at the street corner."

by Semoore Butts September 11, 2005

COSTCO Shirt

A type of shirt, often with a nature pattern, that is manufactured for and sold at COSTCO. Often worn by family men without much sense of style.

Phil put on his COSTCO Shirt before going for a ride in his mini-van.

by The Remster September 6, 2005

Costco rental

The term used when you purchase something from Costco with the intent to use it as a rental and then return it after work.

I need another TV for the big game, looks like I'll be getting a Costco rental.

by Trippen190 June 4, 2021