Coronavirus 

A virus that does not last very long because it was made in China.

The Coronavirus won't last long, I mean it was made in China.

Coronavirus by B really January 27, 2020

The Coronavirus 

The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.

Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!

The Coronavirus by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020

Coronavirus 

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else

I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.

Coronavirus by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020

Coronavirusing

When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.

Player-"Hey guys we down for some Dungeons and Dragons tonight?"
DM-"nah, Coronavirusing tonight"

Coronavirusing by Djshockjock March 18, 2020

Coronavirus Law 

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

Coronavirus Law by Fasters May 6, 2020

Coronavirus 

Gods way of telling humans were fucked

I got the coronavirus cuz I don't wear a mask

Coronavirus by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

Coronavirus 

Covid spelt backwords is divoc and WHAT DIVOC IS GOING ON

ew Coronavirus

Coronavirus by davey-buzz February 8, 2021