Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

cornish muddbutt

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

Cornish

A poop, or a turd that is full of corn.

Damn, I just did a massive Cornish.

by Dark Charizard November 11, 2021

Addison cornish

she is hot and probably wants to be fucked by u.

addison cornish is a milf

by Addison Cornish November 23, 2021

cornish piss

Taking a piss in a public, high traffic area without being seen.

Yesterday I got caught trying to take a cornish piss in the back corner of the computer store.

by Stiverton September 15, 2025

Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.

OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023

archie cornish

a boy from maidstone who loves rubie clark lots and lots and forever will xx

i love rubie quoted archie cornish

by uwumonstaaa August 10, 2025