one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant February 8, 2007

Sniffing the cobra

After scratching your balls and/or ass you raise your hand as if it is a cobra about to strike and sniff the tips of you fingers.

Man I saw that dude sniffing the cobra in the locker room yesterday.

by The Sikness June 30, 2011

Terminator Cobra

Fastest factory produced mustang in the 0-60 and quarter mile, yes it beats the 07 shelby gt500

Most under rated car on the market today

My terminator cobra smoked that corvette yesterday

I pulleyed my terminator cobra and now have 450 rwhp

by Stang guy December 17, 2008

cobrasnake

seemingly well-connected hipster photographer who posts his digital images on a website.

"what ever happend to james iha?"
"Oh, i saw him on thecobrasnake.com"

by bebebebe February 20, 2005

King Cobra

A person with snake like qualities (usually of Pakistani descent) who stirs the pot, sets friends up against each other and slithers out of all situations with straight up bullshit!

Look at that King Cobra slithering about spewing his venom between his friends.

by Whatsyachops September 18, 2017

conrad

a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole. then you know him even better and you love him more than you can bear, because you realize he's amazing

first impressions can be misleading. He might end up being a conrad

by mobames October 21, 2008

Cobra (Michael Jackson)

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.

Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!

by Keeper of the Cobra July 27, 2010