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coitus

Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...
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coitally disturbed

John is coitally disturbed.
by doodness July 31, 2009
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comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name was revealed to be "Jeff Albertson".

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
by Xander W. February 21, 2005
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Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.
Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?
by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010
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colitas

Colitas, "Little Tails", or its slang, "Little Buds".
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air...
This part of the lyrics of the song "Hotel California", by the Eagles, brought on curiosity about the word, as the bigger quest for understanding the entire song itself has met with as many "ideas" as to its meaning... but...

The word "colitas" means literally, "Little Tails", thus use of the slang, "colitas", (as referenced in the song) meaning the burning of little marijuana 'tails/buds'.

NOTES:
Literal Meaning is "little tails"
Slang meanings as follows...
1. End buds of the marijuana plant.
2. Has been used to reference a part of the female anatomy, (use your imagination)
3. A person's butt.
Reference material for my definition was confirmed from Eagles management, as follows:
Irving Azoff a manager for the group: during the writing of the song 'Hotel California' by Messrs. Henley and Frey, the word `colitas' was translated for them by their Mexican-American road manager as 'little buds.
1. warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
2. She has a hot colita.
3. Get your colita over here.
by Webserf January 4, 2007
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coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina
my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.
by hal March 25, 2004
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chomit

When you nearly vomit, but manage to "chew it back." Similar to a vurp, but without the burp part. It comes up, but you force it back down.
1.
Clark: *Face turns a bit green, swallows, then gasps for air*
Bruce: "Dude, did you just chomit?"
Clark: *Nods weakly*

2.
Peter: "Ahhh man!"
Logan: "What's wrong"
Peter: "I totally chomited."
Logan: "Ahhhh, nasty!"
by Livingston7 December 9, 2008
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