Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011

cold cocked

The act of being sucker punched by someone.

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.

by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008

boss cocked

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.

Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.

by bleblah February 4, 2009

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

blind cocked

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008