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Cliffhanger 

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.
Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.
Cliffhanger by Ed March 20, 2005

cliffhanger 

a turd that sticks to your ass
It took 7 wipes to rid me of that cliffhanger
cliffhanger by RDZombie February 7, 2008

cliffhanger 

when a chick sits or lays down in an awkward position that causes one of the lips to her vagina to fall asleep
"Lisa was complaining for like ten minutes because she got a cliffhanger."
cliffhanger by Josh Coppola May 6, 2006

Sexual Cliffhanger 

Being sexually aroused but being interrupted before being gratified.
"When I kissed Rose, she left me with a sexual cliffhanger!"
Sexual Cliffhanger by FBrookie October 20, 2015

cliffhanger 

A game played by pinning your little brother down and experimenting with how far one can dangle a loogie over his face by sucking it back in just before it falls.
Don't tell mom or we're going to play a little cliffhanger when we get home.
cliffhanger by JMac$ May 26, 2008

cliffhanger 

A booger that is supended near the opening of a nostril so that it is noticeable to an onlooker.
Uh, dude, take this kleenex. You got a cliff hanger.
cliffhanger by louis February 22, 2005