Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

Cleveland Margarita

Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.

Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.

by The ClevelandOhioan December 4, 2013

Cleveland Knuckler

The act of unclogging a toilet using one's bare hands.

I tried everything to unclog that toilet. Finally had a plumber come out....he gave it the Cleveland Knuckler and she's flushing like a champ now.

by doucheBrigade March 21, 2016

Cleveland Hot Waffle

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Cleveland BBQ

Taking a dump in your neighbor's grill and adding BBQ sauce in the dead of winter for him to discover on the first cookout of the year.

Dude, wtf is on your grill?!?!?!
Aw man, I think it's a Cleveland BBQ

by drunkdude69 January 24, 2011

Cleveland Citrus

Cleveland Citrus is a fermented beverage composed of feces and urine. Cleveland citrus is made by shitting and pissing in a toilet for at least one week without flushing. After the week-long period, the drink is ready for consumption. Cleveland Citrus is typically served like fruit punch, with the toilet being the punch bowl.

I went over to Ethan's place on Sunday for some ice-cold Cleveland Citrus and piss cakes with the boys!

by 6969_mynamejeff_6969 May 4, 2021