batty cleft

A person who is an absolute cunt who also happens to be a show off and play card games online

You sir are a batty cleft

by TyrannicalNug August 21, 2021

STANK CLEFT

THE SMELLY FOLD IN ANY PERSONS ORAFICE OR OBESITY.

YOUR MOM HAS A WONDEFULLY SMELLY STANK CLEFT. IT WAS MOST APPROPRIATE AS SHE WIGGLED IT WHILE I ATE MY BIG MAC.

by TADDYDADDYBIGDICK99 October 12, 2016

Cleft Banger

Cleft Banger: A term often used to describe a song so good you’ve literally ripped your top lip off and thrown it across the room leaving you with a permanent bass face.

Connor what an earth has happened to Mikes son?

He must of heard an absolute tune because it looks like he’s got a serious case of cleft banger.

by Ali cats November 11, 2020

Clefted

Somewhere you don't want to be; fucked in a bad way.

Shit man, my girl saw me smozzle now I'm clefted. Good thing she didn't find the rest...you know I got 9 zips!

Word?

Word.

by Dave Newberg July 1, 2008