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Claustroboobic

Fear of women (or men) with large breasts.
You should hook up with this girl I know. She has DD's.

It wouldn't work out: I'm claustroboobic.
by FreaknJew February 4, 2009
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Claustaphobic

The fear is having no escape from suffercation. When you ain't free, you jus haveta free yoself from rastriction.
So tight. I is trapped in a Claustaphobic place, wearin a helmut, with it on my head.
by hunter dugans November 27, 2010
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Claustrophobia

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.
Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)
by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009
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claustrophobican

fear of being closed in on tight spaces.
“it’s too claustrophobican
by 2747475737383 February 6, 2019
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Claustrophonic

A state at which one feels confined aurally.

Being confined by sound either due to illness, size of the room, acoustics or loud noises.
"The room was small and claustrophonic."

"While I was voicing in studio, it became claustrophonic due to my allergies."

"She wouldn't stop screaming and I became claustrophonic."

"This theatre is a bit claustrophonic."
by Daphne Lanolin January 19, 2011
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Claustraphobic

The fear of Santa claus 🎅😱🎅
Dont stand so close you are makeing me claustraphobic.

What does Claustraphobic mean?

It means the fear of Santa claus
HOHOHO
STOP IT YOU ARE SCAREING HIM!!!
by ___cringe^^^^______ November 13, 2018
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clawstrophobic

How a cat gets if you hold or play with him too long and he needs some space.
Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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