post-code clarity

The realization one has after he's finished coding. You suddenly see how shit your code is and that it needs a complete rewrite.

*post-code clarity hits* Fuck, did I really write this?

by creative_username_0010_1010 June 9, 2021

post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

by obama6969699 March 12, 2022

Post Cut Clarity

When you start regretting the physical pain of self harm after trying to cope with distress.

Person 1: Fuck! Why did I even cut myself, now it just hurts
Person 2: Post Cut Clarity

by Averagehentaienjoyer July 12, 2022

Post Nap Clarity

the feeling of being refreshed, energized, and clearheaded after a well-timed nap

I'm stressed and tired right now, I'll just make a decision after I get some badly needed post nap clarity

by Glen Spot 😛 October 29, 2021

Mid-nut clarity

When either a male or female (mostly male) experiences the effects of post-nut clarity either during the self pleasing session or during the orgasm.

I just experienced mid-nut clarity. Shit hit me like a brick.

by Inga68969 December 21, 2021

post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.

Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.

by rog43 January 29, 2022

Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.

In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.

by Juanald definition July 16, 2021