chem breakfast

a breakfast held at approximately 9:30 a.m with a group of friends usually to discuss the academic subject of chemistry. It is the perfect mix between academia and socialization.

yo mitch lets go to chem breakfast!

what time is it? It's chem breakfast time.

by kamikazi672523 January 26, 2011

bed chem

Having chemistry with some in bed / while having sex.

I'd bet we'd have good bed chem.
Me and Barry have good bed chem.

by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024

Chem Rizz

Chem rizz or ‘Chrizzma’ originates from chemistry classes in NYC. If you have chem rizz you impress people with your knowledge of advanced chemical theory.

Person 1: ‘what’s a covalent bond?’
Person 2: where non metals share electron
Person 1: Bro you’ve got that chem rizz

by Qqazzi May 6, 2025

Pre-chem Shek

A phase when students are breaking down before exams, typically in denial of previous procrastination and unable to accept failure

honestly we’re s4, I don’t want that grade, but I don’t wanna enter my pre-chem Shek phrase the most - v chan

Pre-chem Shek is now an official adjective

by JKrowling January 6, 2023

Chem-Enge

The build up of white cheesy residue beneath the foreskin, usually a result of long periods of excessive masturbation paired with inadequate washing.

Chris: so did ya get into that lass the other night bru?
Joe: nahh bru, though I had it in the bag after I flashed the pythons but as soon as she got a wiff of the Chem-Enge she was out the door

by Saucy Sue 69 January 24, 2017

Chem

A cutesy derogatory term which basically anything.

*Richard gets a kill on Brian in a video game*
Richard: Sorry chem, it was either you or me!
Brian: What the fuck does that mean?

by Jamaica78 June 11, 2020

chem carol

bitch

Hey you got a 65% on ur chemistry lab. but dont worry, life will be all better and letz do the next lab. Don't worry about it. Just relax. I hate indian people. I'm british.

by MaharajaMac October 24, 2003