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champs a sleazy

What real Parisian anglophones call what the French consider to be the World's Most Beautiful Avenue, otherwise known as "Les Champs Elysees".

The Champs a Sleazy is a place tourists never want to miss when they visit Paris because it seems to represent everything that's really French. It's crowded and dirty. There are expensive shops everywhere that no one can afford, mysterious offices and apartments that only sex fiends would live in, fast food restaurants of all descriptions and most unknown to Americans, you can't heard yourself speak, it's sometimes fatally dangerous, and it leads from the monument to Napoleon, France's greatest and of course ultimately defeated dictator, to the even more ignominous Place de la Concorde, which of course has seen some of the most repugnant bloodshed in history, notably the regicidal beheadings of Louis the XVI, Marie-Antoinette and countless other victims.
"Thank God for the Champs a Sleazy. If it weren't there, Paris would be even more unlivable!"

"I wanna go to the Champs a Sleazy and jam scam some Russian tourist girls."
by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
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chamoishe

n. a religious Jew (only meant for Jew-Jew usage, not an anti-Semitic slur)

n. one who observes the sabbath, has hair locks and wears a black hat

adj. anything extremely judaic and religious. hence "chamoishe boy"
I don't want to go to synagogue to hang with all the chamoishe boys and play chamoishe games
by jewlover770 June 11, 2011
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Nour-Chams

The cutest girl you'll ever meet!! Her name is very unique and means: ''sunlight'' in arabic. She is hilarious, sarcastic,beautiful, sensitive and smart. A bit lost, still figuring out what she wants in life and how to reach it. Stubborn and not willing to take other peoples advice. When she smiles she makes you forget all the problems you have, her hug will give you an assurance that you have never felt and will never do.
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Fut Champs

One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.
Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks

Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs
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A Great Chaos

𝕵𝖚𝖑𝖞 17th - agc agc agreatchaos

2 thangs i neva seen

i ain’t got no opps, but if a nigga try me, he gon lose his top

ye dat kel tec make a nigga flip like gymnastics
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chaos

The state of disorder and/or confusion. Ravage! Bedlam! Havoc! Pandemonium!
Smash those windows, replace signs, cuz public scandals, make chaos!

I get off on chaos.
by Elley Chaos June 14, 2003
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