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buttsnatch

a person who isn't an ass or a snatch they are the place in between.The captain of the Douche Squad. not quite an asshole, or pussy. there for you are both... a BUTTSNATCH!
Hey ted, have you seen my lighter? Ohh shit! that was yours?
yea fucking Assmaster! Assmaster? really john your being a BUTTSNATCH! fuck you too ted.
by calitree4me September 26, 2012
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buttspike

When you have an object with a point, such as the corner of a textbook, in your backpack, or something that reaches to your butt and stays there poking your butt.
1.My textbook in my backpack keeps buttspiking me.2.My textbook is being a buttspike.3.Something keeps buttspiking me!
by GRIMROCKER777 December 12, 2010
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buttcake

the act of various men ejaculating on the face of a young women or old women and the women is getting a perverse pleasure out of it.
todd tomas and jeremy where going to buttcake tiff, but she didn't want to mess up here hair.
by todd allen July 8, 2007
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buttflakes

Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
by hokey dokey August 29, 2008
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ButtCake Cup Muffin

This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.

It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.
Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?
by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008
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buttsnack

1.) A playfully angry reaction to one who hoodwinked you.
(noun)
2.) A mouthy wannabe or wimp (noun)
3.) To be hoodwinked (buttsnacked, buttsnacking) (verb)
4.) To be anally raped (verb)
Damn it Kartman! You dirty rotten buttsnack! - Stan
by Trevin Kevinson July 17, 2006
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Buttsnorkeler

Hates women. Guy that likes ass. Manass.
Quit looking at that dudes ass you buttsnorkeler!
by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018
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