the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.
john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.
by heck yes September 10, 2008
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first practiced by the Aztecs as a show of affection or sign of welcome
first practiced by the Aztecs as a show of affection or sign of welcome
by poseidon35 August 20, 2008
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by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010
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"Dude, that guy on defense was such a buttsex artist!"
"Woah mom, you are a total buttsex artist at baking cookies!"
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by LT the brave February 8, 2009
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Jerret you are such a buttsexhole!
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Wow, the sandwiches in this place are some buttsexholes.
If we don't get federal spending under control our country is in trouble because our budget is a buttsexhole as it is.
Wow, the sandwiches in this place are some buttsexholes.
by Los026 January 15, 2012
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Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)
horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)
horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!
by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 4, 2009
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