face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.

“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"

by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012

buttleech

a person who joins a circle after a conversation has begun, and although the topic in point is irrelevant to them, yet they will annoyingly try to contribute and make themselves look like an idiot.

Henry buttleeched the conversation about Call of Duty, having been a barbie man all his life.

by murderedtoastie October 12, 2011

Battle of Midway

A battle between American and Japanese forces in the Pacific. Attempts by the Japanese to lure the Americans to Alaska failed as the Americans had cracked the Japanese codes. Resulted in the destruction of the entire Japanese carrier fleet with the loss of only one American carrier and turned the tide in the Pacific War.

The battle of Midway was fought in 1942 between the American and Japanese navies.

by Seraph17 October 16, 2008

Fortnite Battle Royale

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.

After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

by Swift Internet Justice May 16, 2018

Fortnite Battlepass

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass

John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

by HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd October 6, 2020

Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.

Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!

by Cookiestastegood May 12, 2016

turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids June 6, 2018