Buttermilk Biscuit

When you put butter on both sides of a biscuit and use it to give someone a handjob.

Ty: Did you have fun last night.
Trevor: Yea i gave Garrett a buttermilk biscuit.

by PapiGar April 5, 2019

Buttermuffin

A cute nickname that you call your significant other in order to piss them off, OR, make then feel gay.

Hey buttermuffin, how was your day at work?

by IGotThatBVD December 6, 2011

buttermelon

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

by redgelatin April 18, 2018

buttermilk buddies

The third level of friendship between two friends; At this level they can eat Jack in the Box buttermilk sausage sandwiches with eachother (without the need of the presence of people like Nathan or Laura, allthough they are dearly missed).
level 1: becoming friends; usually through other friends
level 2: when one friend is able to sit shotty during the absence of the other's boo
level 3: (see above)

CAITLIN: Ponnor! we've never had lunch together, just the 2 of us
CONNOR: Let's eat buttermilk sausage sandwiches! And it's CONNOR, btw!
CAITLIN: This is a new step on the ladder of our friendship
CONNOR: yes. me and you are now buttermilk buddies...it's the third level of our friendship haha

by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008

buttermilk

Adjective: To butter someone up before "milking" them, that is getting what you want without them realizing they're giving it to you.

Mr. CFO: This is intolerable!
Worker 1: I'm not sure how that error happened boss, but I'll do whatever needs to be done to solve the problem. Would you like to know who worked on this project?
MR. CFO: Yes, figure out who's responsible and tell me right away!
Worker 1: No problem, Sir. I'll read you the list of people who missed the error and call them to your office.
Mr. CFO: I know I can count on you, Worker 1. Go ahead and read it, I'll have them all fired!
Worker 1: Here it is: Worker A, Ms. Assistant, Mr. Senior Manager, Ms. Manager, and Mr. CFO.
Mr. CFO: Harrumpf.
Worker 2: I can't believe how you buttermilked that guy!
Worker 1: Word.

by The_Sly_Roget December 13, 2013

ButterMilkkz

An Anomalous entities that goes with Butter/ButterMilkkz, this stupid fucking idiot furry is the most annoying shit i have ever seen. This nigga though that it would be cool to recommend an awful charting in an online rhythm games. Not only that, whenever he plays fighting game he always run and said "Im not running im just dodging attacks, bitch please. Also the fact that he died to a meteor and say "I dodge it, it just that im dummy thicc" god its so awful, like this fucking thing is worse than my sleep paralysis demon. Fuck you Butter

ButterMilkkz:Heh, it would be funny if i use this awful chart to beat Insert a person

ButterMilkkz:IM NOT RUNNING BRO IM JUST DODGING UR ATTACKS

ButterMilkkz:I have a reason why i died, you see i dodged the meteor, but im dummy thicc, so the meteor easily hit me.

by fuckyoubutter123 June 16, 2021

Butterfilled dildo

The dildo that ejects melted butter into the vaginal region, it exceeds to the upper stomach, and then through the nostrils into the dildo again! what a cycle (;

Did you buy that new butterfilled dildo?
It's great.
yeah, i'm in love

by tanktoptwisters March 12, 2011