buttertits

When everything is good about a girl except her tits (but her tits) hence the buttertits.

Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.

by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

butteryappers

When you eat peanut butter and it gets stuck on your teeth and in your throat, then you try to say something and it's pretty hard because of all the peanut butter.

Tina: Hey, what's up?
Bo: Mmmmm Bmmymmm
Tina: Huh?
Bo: Bmmmymmm mmmmm
Tina: Oh, lol, you have a bad case of the butteryappers!

by Becky May 19, 2005

Buttertroll

A woman who is so fat that there is a very good chance that when she sweats; she sweats butter.

Friend: Where did you go last night after the bar? I looked all over for you.

You: Man I had beer goggles and woke up next to this buttertroll!

Male Version:

Friend: Where did you go last night after the bar? I looked all over for you.

You: Man I had beer goggles and woke up next to this buttertroll!

or

Female version:


Friend: Girl who does she think she is?

You: I don't know but she ain't nothin but a Buttertroll

by Greyn April 3, 2009

Buttery Ass

1. When a trick you do on a skateboard is so steezy, its just so nice and brutal.

Andrew: Dude check this heelflip!
Dill: OMG that was a buttery ass heel
Kevin: Mad Steezy Son!
Alex: That was a high heelflip

by SK8R Drew xP March 30, 2009

Buttery Areola

A drink containing Monster Rehab (Tea + Lemonade) along with Jameson Irish Whiskey that is suppose to be taken prior to drinking a Buttery Nipple. More hardcore users will surround a Buttery Nipple with 5 Buttery Areolas thereby forming a protective areola.

''I'll have 2 buttery areolas and 1 buttery nipple please''

by JayJaySoCal June 13, 2012

Buttery toast

The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.

oooooh Last night we tried the buttery toast and it CHANGED MY LIFE!

by MaryLowe November 30, 2017

buttery rip

Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.

Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”

Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”

by Penguins Fan 4 Life May 24, 2018