bustacles

Somewhere between an exclamation of “Testicles!” and “Busting” to create an unholy amalgamation of societies repressed urges. The mere existence of this word is surely evidence proving beyond any reasonable doubt our downfall as a society.

“Holy shit bro, that strawberry cheesecake ice cream was bustacles.”

by Thejonofjons June 24, 2024

Pusstache

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

by vonLegs September 24, 2025