Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

buffering

the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.

Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!

by /chris-correia/ February 16, 2009

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Bustering

Putting copious amounts of peanut butter on thine cock and balls and letting your dog lick it off while sensually moaning in your ear

You know I'm in a bustering mood man

by Vietnam Flash Back December 16, 2019

Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018