Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

zoot burgler

A person who smokes someone else zoots frequently.

stop bunnin that zoot u bombaclot zoot burgler.

by nate dodd December 29, 2007

turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

by hot karl August 11, 2003

tea burgler

The act of "tea bagging" another players killed opponent

Player1: hey look i killed 'HALOFAG56' im so kool

Player2: hey look i tea bagged 'HALOFAG56' im so kool

Player3: hey dont be a tea burgler! thats not kool!

Player2: *sighs* :(

by RANGERZ001 March 8, 2009

turd burgler

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering

Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!

by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

turd burgler

While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!

Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!

by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009

nutt burgler

???suckin the dick of an unsuspecting sleeping man only to wake up too late

the nasty chick that waits until everybody has fallen out to come and steal their nut while they sleep and eat man fish

by victim numba #1 January 17, 2004