bullride

An extremely funny thing to do during sex.

1.Start banging a girl in the ass.
2.Make sure to get a good grip.
3.Lean forward and whisper into her ear:"I have AIDS."
4.Hold on for as long as you can.

The only way it can go wrong is if she turns around and says:"So do I."

heheh

Tom:Okay, what'd you get on the bullride last night?
Rick: Thirteen seconds.
Tom:Haha, I got eighteen. Pay up.

by I am you Lol November 13, 2007

louisiana bullride

The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. This may be a desired event.

"man, when the Louisiana bullride started, i didn't even want to get the insulin injection for her... it was awesome"

by Danielle Harvey January 5, 2009

tasmania bullride

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.

Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

Bullride

To push a object or a person to the limit making it break or destroy it.

bullride your Xbox for 4 months and it will break

by squirrel1 December 27, 2010

bullrider

This super amazing strain of weed that gets you so stoned that you feel as if your riding a bull No-SHIT!!

O my god! I should have never smoked that Bullrider!

by zpiv612 January 16, 2008

Bullrider

When a woman is riding a man in the cowgirl position, she reaches around her back and smacks the unsuspecting victim in his balls. The man then proceeds to buck like an angry bull. If the woman can hang on for 8 seconds, this is considered a full ride.

"So my girlfriend is going to town on me last night cowgirl style and pulls a Bullrider. She didn't make the full 8 seconds so I Donkey Punched her in the grill"

by BangCock Betty May 7, 2009

Brazillian Bullride

When a man inserts his penis into another mans butt while the other man is passed out and then goes on to duct tape himself to the passed out man. The goal is to stay on for at least 8 seconds.

"Dude, your bro cussed me out so I gave him a 4 minute Brazillian Bullride the other night, wow!"

by puddogs October 16, 2006