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husband's bulge

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.
That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.
by anonnigh September 30, 2013
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Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".
by The bowler for life July 23, 2016
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battle of the bulge

the last major offensive of the german SS takeing place in the Ardennes forest where the germans sourrounded the 101st Airborne division near the town of Bastonge and where Anthony McAliff made his famous remark of "NUTS," Also this is where the Waffen SS killed many American prisonors.
German soldier, "Surrender"
McAluff "NUTS"
McAluff's fanous response at the battle of the bulge
by deathstars April 30, 2008
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Battle of the bulge

When one's trouser's surface rises above "sea level".

The result of one's sexual arousal.
Little did I know it, but he was experiencing a Battle of the Bulge as he looked me over.
by Kero-kun July 23, 2007
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James bulge

A large lump showing through a pair of pants (normally pajama pants or jeans) that is cause by the package. Can not be avoided, not even when placing ones hand in the pockets.
by CrazyMan7772222333 June 10, 2011
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panty bulge

1.) A tranny in panties , 2.) silk or lace covered cock, 3.) a bonner in bloomers
I took Susie home last night and was horrified when I looked down and saw she had a panty bulge.
by Sub_man_40 December 31, 2015
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Bakersfield Bulge

when a girl or guy is skinny except for their belly where it is bulging out over their pants. not sexy, and makes pants fall down very easily.
guy 1: "damn that girl is hott!"
guy 2: "yeah but she's got the Bakersfield Bulge gong on..."
by castaway97116 December 12, 2010
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