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Bruce

Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.
Don't bring me down... Brrrruce (roll the rrrrr's in Bruce, of course)
by Murdyruss August 1, 2009
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Bruce

To urinate or piss, pee, take a leak or drain the snake.
"Man i haven't bruced or yanni'd recently, i gotta go soon"
by French Dip April 8, 2008
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Bruce

1. Intransitive Verb "To bruce"

To work hard; to work a lot; to never stop working; to never sleep; to never eat; to never run low on energy; to fall

asleep promptly at 10pm; to dance weird; to forget how to relax; to organize obsessively; to constantly move; to

fidget; to resolve or solve a problem; to perfect.
2. Noun "bruce:"

A person who is hardworking, diligent, organized (sometimes obsessively), a good father, or enjoys working in a

professional and personal space.

3. Transitive Verb "To Bruce"

To cause to work hard; To cause to do good work; To cause to be organized.
4. Adjective "Bruce"

A person or thing that works a lot, well, and efficiently. "Bruce" can also refer to a person or thing that has a

favorable work ethic, is a good father, or describes a favorable characteristic.
1. a: "I really am brucing alot today."

b: "I should get back to brucing now."

c: "It's been a really long day, do you really need to bruce right now?"

2. a: "OMG, you are such a bruce."

b: "Put down the cleaning rag, you're being an total bruce right now."

c: "How are you only functioning on two hours of sleep? You're seriously such a bruce!"

3. a: "I really bruced the shit out of today!"

b: "Sam! You really bruced that presentation!"

c: "Good job! Keep on brucin'"

4. a: "Wow, I feel really brucely right now."

b: "That was a brucish performance you put on today! Great job."

c: "How are you only functioning on two hours of sleep? You're seriously such a bruce!"
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Bruce

The best person ever! He work's really hard and cares for his kids and loves his wife. He is very smart and cautious but very very shy. If you have Bruce in your life you are very lucky as he is a gift.
I love Bruce so much!
Omg he's so kind!
I love my dad so much!
by Motormouth1804 January 2, 2019
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Bruce

Bruce is a old hairy bald guy who wears grandpa and thinks he can rock the socks. He says he will show up for an appointment and no show. Some have mistaken him for a chimp.
Guy 1: Did he show for his appointment?

Guy2: No! I got Bruce.
by 1pumpchimp October 18, 2016
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Bruce

That deep voice you get when you have a sore throat or a cold.
Oh i am sounding so bruce today, i dont think i cant go to work.
by Crowbird June 20, 2016
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bruce bruce

Bruce Bruce is a name synonymous with keeping audiences rolling with laughter thanks to his captivating improv skills. Bruce's larger than life comedic style has been showcased across the country as well as on hit television programs, while his wit, spontaneity and dazzling personality sets him apart from other standup comedians. Although Bruce is known for his adult comedy, he prides himself on not using vulgarity to win a laugh. He also does comedy appropriate for the entire family and has earned his title as the "Mayor of Comedy." After receiving the highest ratings ever as the Host of BET s 10th anniversary Comic View in 2001, Bruce signed on again to Host the 2002 Comic View season. Bruce is also featured as Dewayne the good-natured "rent-a-cop" in the Lion s Gate Films feature The Wash, directed by DJ Pooh, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He can also be seen in Outkast svideo So Fresh, So Clean, Directed by Dave Myers. He was featured at the prestigious Black Film Festival in Acapulco (2001), the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal (2000/2001), Laffapalooza Festival in Atlanta, GA (2000/2001), the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO (2001/2002) and can be seen in comedy clubs around the country. Currently, you can catch Bruce's half hour special "Comedy Central Presents...." on Comedy Central.

according to rapper Too $hort, he likes skinny girls
"all the big girls, get loose with it/all the skinny girls let bruce bruce hit it"
by Too $hort January 15, 2005
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