in a state of immense phyiscal daze. Unable to control neck, lip and eyelid muscles in a conventional manner.
'Bruced out'
'Look at the state of that bruce'
'BRUUUUUUUCE'
'Have u ever seen a pussy, brucey?'
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Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.
Do you have any bruce for my bowl?
I picked up a fresh pack of bruce.
by Bag of Destiny November 26, 2007
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Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
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Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.
Don't bring me down... Brrrruce (roll the rrrrr's in Bruce, of course)
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To urinate or piss, pee, take a leak or drain the snake.
"Man i haven't bruced or yanni'd recently, i gotta go soon"
by French Dip April 8, 2008
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1. Intransitive Verb "To bruce"

To work hard; to work a lot; to never stop working; to never sleep; to never eat; to never run low on energy; to fall

asleep promptly at 10pm; to dance weird; to forget how to relax; to organize obsessively; to constantly move; to

fidget; to resolve or solve a problem; to perfect.
2. Noun "bruce:"

A person who is hardworking, diligent, organized (sometimes obsessively), a good father, or enjoys working in a

professional and personal space.

3. Transitive Verb "To Bruce"

To cause to work hard; To cause to do good work; To cause to be organized.
4. Adjective "Bruce"

A person or thing that works a lot, well, and efficiently. "Bruce" can also refer to a person or thing that has a

favorable work ethic, is a good father, or describes a favorable characteristic.
1. a: "I really am brucing alot today."

b: "I should get back to brucing now."

c: "It's been a really long day, do you really need to bruce right now?"

2. a: "OMG, you are such a bruce."

b: "Put down the cleaning rag, you're being an total bruce right now."

c: "How are you only functioning on two hours of sleep? You're seriously such a bruce!"

3. a: "I really bruced the shit out of today!"

b: "Sam! You really bruced that presentation!"

c: "Good job! Keep on brucin'"

4. a: "Wow, I feel really brucely right now."

b: "That was a brucish performance you put on today! Great job."

c: "How are you only functioning on two hours of sleep? You're seriously such a bruce!"
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The best person ever! He work's really hard and cares for his kids and loves his wife. He is very smart and cautious but very very shy. If you have Bruce in your life you are very lucky as he is a gift.
I love Bruce so much!
Omg he's so kind!
I love my dad so much!
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