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Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.
"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"
by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019
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Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"
by alexb934 February 19, 2014
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Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.
Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
by nedrac February 27, 2011
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broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.
“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024
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jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!
by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022
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Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo
Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick
by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017
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