Broden

A super funny weird guy. But he looks like a rat.

Broden: *Tells funny joke*
E:You legit look like a rat

by Tee Hee UwU Love you December 3, 2019

Brotein Shake

Muscle Milk protein powder mixed with vodka. Typically consumed by Bros and Frat Guys post-workout.

"Bro, I've got to go pound my Brotein Shake so I can get swole."

by KR0N0SXx July 8, 2012

Brotein

Brotein is a bodily chemical that is excreted by the pancreas that creates a euphoric sensation. Brotein is released usually whilst throwing down at a rowdy Pop-Punk and/or Hardcore show.

"Yo man, I feel great, that show was rowdy as hell."
"For sure dude, that's gotta be the brotein."

by zsteezy August 20, 2009

brohein

surfer slang for a close male friend.

Yo brohein lets hit this gnarly wave.

by Dylan Press November 24, 2006

Brotein Shot

A best friend's spouse or girlfriend, pouring her breast milk for you to drink.

That news year's party was wild, he even got his wife to pour me a Brotein shot!

by LitanusBlack January 5, 2017

Brotein

The bro that hits the gym with you. That special bond between bros and gains

Hey bro you want some brotein time?

by Jack Richards March 7, 2017

Brotein Shake

When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.

Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."

Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"

by I'vefallenandIcantgetup May 22, 2019