Bromosexual

A non-sexual orientation towards other bros, sometimes involving butt smacking, fist pumping like a pro, or chest bumps.

"Brad Pitt is such a stud, I would totally go on a Bro Date with him"

"Why do you have to be so Bromosexual?"

by nohomobromo May 19, 2010

Bromosexual

A gay man, whether on the down low, who seems like he is totally 100% straight but happens to enjoy having sex with men. Theses guys may play football, be captain of the baseball team, or be the lead in the musical people won't question their sexuality until they see that he's having the sex with a man.

Opposite: artificial fruit

Football player: Yo Darien, you coming to the party tonight? There's gonna be tons of hot chicks.
Darien: Nah man I'm a bromosexual, ya know? Haha good game, though.
Football player: Ah right man sorry I forgot.

Darien: Don't sweat it

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

bromosexual

Used to define any self-absorbed idiot who is willing to do anything to see their name in urban dictionary.

brohan the bromosexual is an attention hog as his mommy neglected him when he was a kid.

by a goodtbuser May 9, 2005

Bromos

When bros become homos.
bro+homo=bromo

2 x bro+homo= BROMOS

lawrence and colin used to be such good friends, but now they're just bromos.

Shawn is totally trying his bromo moves on brad.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah. November 21, 2009

Bromosexual

A hard man and a man's mans. Does not cry at anything nor does he get upset when children and women die however when it comes to his bro then he cries like a baby.

Examples of famous Bromosexuals are Rambo, Magneto, Xavier and Rocky

by KitKat1984 June 22, 2011

bromosexual

A person with a sexual preference of that same sex who is still able or "stable" (for short) to kick it with "the bro's", or able to "bro out"

Yo that bromosexual made us build a fuckin pyramid.

Yo the bromosexual is making daviess give him a foot massage.

by Bro from D-block January 13, 2008

Bromosexuality

The act of being of a male being homosexual for a male sibling; including weekly anal sex between the brothers

Steven practices extreme bromosexuality with his brother Bryan.

by Zubulu March 15, 2010