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Bro code nr: 17

Bro code nr:17: you may not ruin a relationship chance for one of your boys
-did you do what everyone has told me?

-what do you mean ?

-you broke Bro code nr: 17 from the bro code
by te18c kanske August 26, 2020
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The Bro code Elder

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.
His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.
by Shivaraj May 11, 2020
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Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Bro Code

Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.

Such as:

Rule 1. Bros before hoes

Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed

Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners

Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro

Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’

Cole: “hello?”

Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”

Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up

Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”

Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”

Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”

Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
by Cole BB December 2, 2020
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The bro code

The code that bros have among each other
Bro think about the bro code
by MidNightShade44 May 10, 2021
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Bro code

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code
by fujh May 15, 2023
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Bro Code #999

Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.
Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
by TheGameFreak326 June 17, 2019
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