Leave Britney alone

Etymology: from Chris Crocker's desperate cry to leave Britney coo-coo bird Spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
Usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullshit or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.

1."yeah, man!! I mean really, leave Britney alone" ;
"not only that, they should also leave Britney alone";

2."sure thing, I'll call you and will have lunch, and leave Britney alone... sure.."

3."what do you mean i haven't done anything all day. I've been leaving Britney alone."

by e-shy April 8, 2008

Britney Brat

A child whose parent does not enforce discipline and spoils them with whatever they want.

That mom better stop buying her kid everything and beat her ass for misbehaving, otherwise she's going to turn into a britney brat

by mtubeekeeper February 28, 2010

Pull a Britney

As in Britney Spears- To go crazy and shave off all of your hair.

Carol seemed so stressed today. I was afraid that she would pull a britney.

by michyy June 19, 2007

Britney

A girl that will always be there when you need her.An amazing friend and always smiling. She is a lover not fighter and tends to be shy around the guy she likes. Loves to have fun and be the Life of the party

is Britney here yet?this party sucks

by smily face kiddo June 26, 2009

Britney Hilton

A metaphor for a young, talentless singer or pop star perceived by men to be hot and girls to be iconic. This way, those of us who listen to real music and not corporate slop no longer have to differentiate or play a guessing game whenever we hear a female voice, more computer than woman, singing over muzak in almost any retail outlet in the Western World. It's simply "Britney Hilton" and you're done; That's all you need to know.

Ashley: "Hey, have you heard the latest single, 'Breathlessness', by Britney Hilton?!?"

Courtney: "Oh totally! And you know what else? I totally heard on 109.9 "The Glam" that she's totally going to be touring with Hannah Duff and Jennifer Aguilera!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gypsy19 February 26, 2008

Britney Watch

The act of seeing Britney Spears sportin' toe...And also of course screaming BRITNEY WATCH!

Its Britney WATCH!!!!!

by Frylick March 30, 2008

Britneyspearsing

Transporting or carrying a baby unsafely, typically in public. This can include holding the baby under the arm like a foodball, or traveling without a car seat.

"There is a shuttle from the hotel to the stadium; can we britneyspears the baby over so we don't have to park?"

"Kellen has been britneyspearsed all over this weekend and hasn't complained once. He's so awesome."

"I saw Monique britneyspearsing the baby four times! Do you think I should tell Erin?"

by Kelly Lowry December 13, 2008