A twink who has a small penis, gets no bitches, and is the gayest boy you will ever meet. He also probably dresses like Steve from Blues Clues, consistently rocking a striped sweater with the classic white collar.
"Who's the twinkover there with the small penis?"
"Oh, that's Bretton!"
A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.
Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.
Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'