breeder

Slang term for a person suffering from heterosexuality: a mental ilness.

See also: straggot, str8, hetero

Look at this breeder grabbing his junk in public.

by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020

Breeder

A term used for heterosexuals. Some say it's a slur but it really isn't cuz straights aren't opressed.

Straight: lol faggot
Gay: breeder
Straight: UH FYGDUGB WELL YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE THAT'S AGAINST MY HUMAN RIGHTS AND-

by Saw Dustᵗᵐ September 22, 2020

Breeder

A person who is straight is a breeder, meaning they're only purpose is to create more lgbt+ people. If they accidentally create another straight, they will then be a breeder as well. Even though the breeders see us as lesser often times, they don't know that they are only making us stronger.

See also ' straggot '

Ew, breeder

Tommy is such a breeder he keeps calling Stephanie a f*g

by I like pots and pans December 12, 2020

Breeder

A slur gay people use for heterosexuals

-are you a faggot?
-stfu breeder

by daddysshrimpon1fan May 14, 2025

Breeder

straight people

“look at these two breeders kissing in public”

by ii_AestheticBoii_ii July 1, 2025

Breeder

Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.

Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:

"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"

Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.

by Failurebitch July 14, 2025

Breeder

Fuck yourself breeder. They aren't that important. Get his kids specifically if they imprison me. He will like it the least.

Hym "No. Fuck you breeder."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025