Mouth Breather 

A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.

1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.

Mouth Breather by Douglas Page February 22, 2005

Mouth Breather 

Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.

1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.

Mouth Breather by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

mouth-breather 

The only thing these crude, rude, and obnoxious people have in common with the human species is that they have a hole in their head with which they breath; otherwise, they are pretty much amoebas with vocal chords.

check your local pool hall in any small southern town

mouth-breather by lee ann hansen January 6, 2004

Clam breather 

a blow job with a twist..... the person giving the head has a mouth full of egg salad.

Aw man my girl got kinky last night. She gave me a clam breather, extra paprika.

Clam breather by ShanikwaWashington July 7, 2008

Darth Breather 

One who breathes loudly, sometimes unknowingly, sounding like Darth Vader.

Oct 31.

*Nick walks into room

Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?

Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.

Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...

Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...

Darth Breather by LoganCollegemath November 19, 2009

Dream Breather 

A Dream Breather is a rawther delectable fallen angel who breathes AndyPandy and drinks the blood of corrupt little gothic pixies.

It got its name from speaking the language of the dreams to the AndyPandy.

He may be located in the pants of the Andy or on the demon-phone with her.

If a Dream Breather is located, procede with caution. It is highly dangerous, especially when its appetite for the AndyPandy has not sufficiently been filled.

AndyPandy is in love with Dream Breather.

Dream Breather by Amunet March 24, 2009

Mouth breather 

A person who is an idiot, can't be trusted, someone you hate and probably someone who dares to diss stranger things:)

"Troye is a mouth breather"

Mouth breather by Zuzia February 4, 2018