Bradon

A annoying dumb ass who spends 90% of his day acting homosexual, also interested in manly women.

That guy was acting like such a Bradon today!

by xboxscreen July 4, 2010

Braxton

they may be intelligent but are still an idiot at heart

Braxton is such an idiot

by Paxtyn January 18, 2022

Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 4, 2022

Braxton

Someone trying to be proper to the point of being an idiot.
Like Braxton on the Jamie King Show.

Hey, don't being gettin' all Braxton on me.

by B4Ugo KMA July 28, 2010

Braxton

This, in most cases, refers to the annoying kind of depressing behavior we've all seen once in our life. Often, this kind of person is currently dealing with a useless conflict between a person who is using them for attention or his/her friends who are actually giving correct and useful advice. Also this term also relates to dumbass sayings by said Braxton used in constant joking and shaming.

Person 1: "I think I should go cry myself to sleep because you guys are giving me an ultimatum between you and McKayla!"

Friends of Person 1: "Ok you fucking Braxton"

by DonTheNugget January 14, 2017

braxton

a hermaphrodite's penis; as in Toni Braxton's penis (she was born with one, in case you were wondering)

"I thought she was cute and I took her home where she revealed her veiny, throbbing braxton."

-George Bush, from "Decision Points"

by gerard depardieu November 22, 2010

braxton

slut, see also uterus eating hobo.

i will be nice.

by rangerfriek21 June 10, 2004