Braden 

Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.

"Fuck you Braden, but your mummy kinda thic"

Braden by Buzz Lightener July 13, 2019

Braden 

it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole

"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!

Braden by LOAFMUFFIN January 3, 2008

Braden 

Braden looks like the crimson chin and bad at jokes and is bad at come backs

Braden is annoying

Braden by Bifford did this March 22, 2019

Braden 

Braden is the type of kid who likes boys

He likes a boy named Brady and thinks that he is hot.

Did u here about the new kid Braden.
He probably likes boys

Braden by Jodad99 November 3, 2019

BRADEN 

A teenage boy who hangs out with girls and abandones his “old friends” to hang out with new ones 24/7.

Wow that must be a Braden he is hanging out with a girl for once...

BRADEN by ????!!!!! September 21, 2018

Braden 

He is literally a tall girafffe,that’s it

Dang that boy a Braden

Braden by Thatboidev March 4, 2019

Braden 

More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.

Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.

“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”

Braden by CuriousGeorgette August 14, 2019