Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.

Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.

by valleymd March 18, 2010

bracketburn

Destroying everyone's bracket when a No 16 seed team beats the No 1 seed team in the NCAA tournament.

I had a winning bracket until Arizona lost and my bracketburn.

by Stevo the Great March 20, 2018

seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

by the seven gauger April 22, 2020

bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.

I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.

by Hakim March 18, 2005

sod bracket

a person who likes to enjoy the browner things in life and generally see's themselves as a hit with the ladies. often wishes they were good looking but have as much intelligence as president bush in a coma.

"Mr Cleveringham, your a complete Sod Bracket"

by I love little boys April 22, 2004

bracketology

The Art and Science of figuring out and filling out NCAA basketball tournament bracket during March Madness.

Hmm... Well, don't put any teams from Pac 10 to pass 2nd round on your bracket this year. I'm serious.

by Dr. Bracketowski March 1, 2005

Bracket Eight

Bracket Eight is the correct way to explain the sexual act called "69ing" or "sixty nining." The man's penis goes into the woman's mouth and the man's tongue goes into the woman's vagina, therefore the man is the bracket. The woman is represented by the "8" because both extensions of the bracket penetrate the openings of the eight "8," the mouth and vagina of the woman.

{8 (The real bracket cannot be used on Urban Dictionary)

Hate 'em, date 'em, bracket eight 'em.

by coolgoatpal January 26, 2010