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Bowser

The famed turtle-like creature popularized in such video games as Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Super Mario Bros. 3. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmothers isolated castle located past Koopa infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with Princess Peach eventually led to him meeting Mario Mario and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is Luigi Mario who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.
"Bowser!!!!! Take out the trash!!!!"
by Luigi Mario May 13, 2005
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Bowler hat

A bowler hat is a hat made around the mid to late 19th century in London. It has a rounded top and a curled brim. In America it is known as a "derby" due to the name of the man who made it popular, Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby. The hat was very popular around 1880, but since then it's use has slowly declined. In 1960 people decided they were out of fashion, and now they are rarely seen in public. Although once in a while a tendy young upstart can still be seen sporting this retro hat as a way to look different.
Guy-1: Hey, that girl who just walked past was wearing a weird hat. I wonder what it's called.

History-slug: Why that, my good fellow, is a bowler hat.

Guy-1: HOLY SHIT A TALKING SLUG! (dies of a heart attack).

History-slug: Remember kids, always tip your hat when walking past a lady acquaintance.
by The History Slug March 9, 2008
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local town liquor store, or place to buy what else? booze and booze related paraphenalia.
i went down to the neighborhood boozery to pick me up a 12-pack.
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Bownership

Take complete pride in popping a rod in a public place.
Little Johnny took complete bownership of the rod he popped while doing show and tell at school today!
by Dungeon of Manlove June 4, 2011
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Michael Bowler

A sexy kid that just wants nudes , And gets all the girls because he’s hot
Omg Michael your so sexy . Girl 2 , Omg Michael ur sexy Michael bowler I love u
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cooper bowery

a nibba who is referred to as an NPC
hoe 1: ultron was a cooper bowery type mf
hoe 2: AMEN nigga
hoe 1: AMEN
by sussy stef November 18, 2021
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jamie campbell bower

Aka the hottest man to walk on earth
Damn! I wish I could suck on Jamie Campbell Bowers hand.
by Mommy k September 21, 2022
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