Bourbon Balls

The edible art of boubon balling: pour a shot of chocolate syrup into one's mouth, dip your lover's balls into Whisky Bourbon, insert the boubon soaked balls into the chocolate filled mouth. Gargle, swish, and swallow; it's a delightfully sweet and salty treat!
*Warning: May casue a burning sensation on testicles*

Dick: My girlfriend totally bourbon balled me last night!
Jane: I love my boyfriend's bourbon balls!

by Jboydance February 4, 2010

Bourbon Meyer

A drink originating from Columbus Ohio. It involves an orange and blue cocktail which changes to scarlet and grey once Bourbon is added.

It is rumored the concoction will eventually be fueled by the tears of Michigan fans shattered dreams.

Bartender! Another Bourbon Meyer please! The Buckeyes just won another National Championship!

by Benny1985 November 29, 2011

Bourbon Legend

An Urban Legend scenario created or enhanced by generous or bountiful use of alcoholic beverages.

"Did Oscar really dance naked at the company party or is that just a Bourbon Legend?"

by Pat Lanagan April 9, 2008

Bourbon Meyer

A whiskey/bourbon cocktail named in honor of the current University of Florida football coach, Urban Meyer. Formulas vary, but my personal favorite is:

(on the rocks in a pint glass)

Bourbon - 3 shots
Lime juice - 1 shot

Fill the rest of the glass with half sweet tea, half Coca-Cola.

Enjoy!

I got so drunk on Bourbon Meyers at the Tennessee tailgate that I don't remember the first half!

by ramma jamma August 23, 2008

Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down

If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!

by Littleutahbird February 25, 2022

bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells

The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Bourbon Baby

noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children

Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.

John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*

by The Sinstar Carrier September 19, 2010