Homeboy betting

Homeboy betting (as defined by Shaquille O’Neal on Inside the NBA on TNT) is betting whether or not a team will win, without the use of a point spread system. (I.e. Betting on the warriors to win outright and not mentioning by how many points or the +6 or -6 is enough to win the bet.)

“Hey Kenny, I have a question. Warriors +6 Rockets -6, what’s all that mean; like, whatever happened to homeboy betting?” -Shaq

“That’s not how Vegas make they’re money.” Charles Barkley

by iSuckAtGamesYo May 6, 2019

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

motor boating

Sticking your face between a ladys fun bags and blowing hard allowing the boobies to wobble on your cheeks.

I went motor boating with the missus last night.

by MrAsh December 30, 2005

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

motor butting

the act of motor boating but using a woman's ass cheeks in place of a woman's breasts

Bob really is an ass guy, so he decided on motor butting Nancy

by phildothegreat October 18, 2013