bassist

Really suckey musician who says he is the best, but really needs the most work. Bassists need not play because of their unability to be heard.

Can anyone hear the bassist?

by Me June 17, 2005

Bassist

Actual meaning: Someone who plays bass.
My opinion on some bassists:
Some bassists try to take control of everything and whine if they dont get their own way. The reason is that because they learn lots of different scales, modes, arpegios etc.. and they think they are musical geniouses because they no all these and try to use them in each note, when really its so easy to play scales on the bass. They dont realise that on guitar scales are far more complex and envolve more technique as well as linking them to even more complex chords etc..
Whiney Bassists need to learn that they are not master musicians just because they no some very simple scales.

1. Hello, i play bass for a band.
2. Im amazing at bass and know everything about music because i can play a blues scale!!

by Doctor_destruction July 15, 2005

boosist

a commonly used word for burning farts that come out loudly during your sleep after anal intercourse. Commonly associated with reverse queefs... used to describe the sound effect of the exiting gas. Also used as a dis to homosexuals.

Wow dude I'm expecting some boosists tonight because of my naughty deeds i did earlier today.

by maura estrada September 11, 2005

Bassist

Person who plays the upright bass not the fucking bass guitar because bass guitar isn't a real instrument. And upright bass is way more technically challenging than bass guitar and harder in general fuck the bass guitar. If you only play bass guitar don't call yourself a bassist. Say you play bass guitar

Look at the bassist, Destiny over there. Both her classical and jazz technique are good.

by Xuprightqueenx April 18, 2017

bassists

The professional designation of those who study the demarcation devices signifying quartile success in the game of baseball.

At every major league ballpark the bassists gather in the designated boxes and continuously scan the bags with their binoculars, hoping to see the evolutionary morph into becoming a home plate. It happens so quickly, no one has ever captured it in a picture, but each night ground crews at every park leave 4 bags out on the diamond, and next morning one has become home plate.

by You rReal Name July 23, 2020

bossit

The guy who started the 9/11 Part 2 campaign. He’s an Afghan Who likes to bomb people in his spare time.

Person: “BOMBS INCOMING WATCH OUT!”

Person 2: “ITS PROBABLY BOSSIT DROPPING THEM!!!”

by ThatGuyWhoHatesBossit September 6, 2020

bassist

Bassist: bass guitar player. The bass guitar is a 4-stringed instrument, often used in funk music.
Can also be used to describe someone with a massive shlong.

"Hey look at this guy ! He's such a bassist!"
"Yeah, and I bet he plays the bass guitar too"

by JohnRoberts365482 May 9, 2022