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Bonzai

Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.

Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'
*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!

Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
by Paleosis February 15, 2018
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bonzer

GUY: "WOW that was great sex"
GIRL: "no that was BONZER sex"
by LaurenHASBIGGERBOOBSTHENYOU January 17, 2008
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Bonzi Buddy

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.

That’s all he ever says.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

-Bonzi Buddy 2004-2007
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Bonzhoff

(n)
1. ass hole, having ass hole like qualities, an actual ass hole.
2. Someone that no one takes seriously, loser, faggot.

(adj)
1. gay, not fun at all, boring.
2. completely retarded or irrelevant
(n)
1- Hey check out that Bonzhoff over there with the leather pants on.
2- I was having fun until that Bonzhoff showed up.
3- George Bush is a complete Bonzhoff.

(adj)
1- I was going to go to Chad's party, but I heard that it was totally Bonzhoff.
2- Pete's research paper consisted of mostly Bonzhoff information.
by P. Stachio March 23, 2010
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bonzie fire

A campfire (usually takes place at a party) where if the smoke points in your direction you and the opposite person have to go and make love. It is called a Bonzie fire because the first one is rumored to have began at one of bonzie’s (Nina Ferraro) concerts.
Me and Emily sure had a fun time at that bonzie fire
by Believe me it’s real July 27, 2020
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bonzo

the new, hip phrase used to describe something that is presented to an extreme (as a replacement for the overused word 'uber')
I saw Freund making out with another guy again today.... man is he bonzo gay.
by Thom da Bomb December 24, 2008
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bonzai

A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.
Oh! I need to water my bonzai now.
by coryk July 13, 2006
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