Bonus Wipe

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.

You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Bonus waffle

waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad sex was; an edible token

drew: *bonus waffle*
jeff: lies man, our sex was bad, keep it

by keepit April 22, 2013

Bonus Butt

When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".

The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.

"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."

"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"

"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."

by Dalton_Road_House October 11, 2012

Bonus meme

Bonus meme was created by PewDiePie in December 2017. Bonus meme brought a lot of joy and happiness to the whole world and was one of most loved thing. In 3 of May 2018 happened one of most shocking thing in universe and Bonus meme was brutally murdered by PewDiePie's editor Brad 1 or Brad 2

"Do we have time for bonus meme?"

-PewDiePie

by Thezeuz June 4, 2018

Bonus Boy

When a guy sticks his head in a picture he's not welcome in or the people who are in the picture are unaware of him.

While looking at a photo of a group friends..
"Dude, who is that bonus boy in the back?"

by snotragpoopface October 2, 2009

bonus fries

The french fries that fall out of their original packaging and accumulate in the bottom of the bag.

There are always a few bonus fries in the bottom of the McDonald's bag.

by Cam Chapman December 9, 2008

Bonus dad

A Bonus dad is a man who helps his girlfriend or wife co-parent her children from another man. Bonus dads wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth fathers do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus dads have a cordial relationship with the birth dad and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus dads and the corresponding birth dad approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.

Bonus dad: a man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.

by Bonus mom September 3, 2016